The girls and I went out to eat this week and on the paper menu they give kids were Ad Libs. Well, the girls thought they were so funny they kept saying, "Put them on our Blog!" So here they are.....
#1 -- A pink man came into Steak-n-Shake, removed his green pickles and said in a soft voice, "I am a gourmet and I want to eat 21 bowls of dad with a lamp on top. To drink, I want a tongue of shampoo." The guy at the grill sneezed with his bow tie and said, "How about a Steakburger and a Milkshake?" "Crunchy idea, "said the gourmet, tooting with happiness.
#2 -- A bubbly well-dressed lady with a giant hair on her head came skipping into Steak-n-Shake. "Hello, all of you wonderful feet, I am here to present the award for the city's best light." She opened a shoe, took out the peppersauce and handed it to a hairy server. "Here's your trophy. Cpongratulations," she said, applauding and excitedly picking. Then she went back outside, got into her teeth and left.
2 comments:
Oh my goodness! The things I am missing in life that I didn't know I was missing! hahahaha! :)
Fantastic! Love your girls, they are so darling.
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